FORMER CSI STAR GARY DOURDAN BUSTED FOR DRUGS

HILLBILLY?

IT didn't take much investigation at the scene of the crime for cops to realize that drugs were involved. Former CSI star Gary Dourdan had rammed several parked cars with his erratic driving last month and when officer's searched him they found a number of Oxycodone pills on him. Officers initially thought the actor who played Warwick Brown on the the popular TV show, was holding onto some ecstasy, but tests later revealed that it was the super strong painkiller, dubbed "Hillbilly Heroin" by some.
A friend of the star said: "We're all very worried about him. In a way he was
lucky this time because he didn't hit anyone, but he still needs to straighten
himself out.  
"We're hoping this will serve as a wake up call for Warwick to clean up his act, because he's a supremely talented actor, who risks throwing everything away with crazy behavior like this."        
This isn't the first time Dourdan's been in trouble for drug possession, E Online reports.
In 2008 the actor was charged with felony possession of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy after cops found him asleep in his car and parked on the wrong side of the street in Palm Spring, Calif.

I WASN'T DRIVING, I WAS HAVING SEX: SALEM TRAD

UN-TRAD-ITIONAL

AS novel excuses go, this one was a doozy.
Booze hound Salem Trad, 22, claimed he couldn't have been drunk behind the wheel when his speeding car smashed into a taxi, because he was having sex in the backseat. 
The only trouble for Trad, was that the female passenger testified in court that there definitely hadn't been any backseat coupling, as they returned from his 21st birthday bash.
The third passenger also denied being the driver.
Whatever was happening in that car, it cost Trad $22,000 in court after a Fairfax, VA county court awarded the taxi driver he smashed into, Abdu Omar, substantial damages.

It was substantially less that the $75,000 he'd asked for but he Omar told The Washington Post he was pleased with the jury's decision.
He said: "They helped me with my problem, so I'm happy." 
We'd suggest he try a more Trad-itional excuse next time.  

JACKASS RYAN DUNN WAS DRUNK: COPS

DUNN LEFT, HOURS BEFORE DEATH, DRINK IN HAND

JACKASS Ryan Dunn was drunk and speeding up to 140mph when his Porsche careered of a highway and blew up in a huge ball of flames, cops have confirmed.
Toxicology reports showed the ginger bearded star's  blood alcohol level was more than twice the Pennsylvania limit of 0.08 at 0.196.
But while the manager of Barnaby's in West Chester confirmed that a tweeted photo showing Dunn with a drink his in hand was taken at the bar, he claimed that he didn't seem drunk when he left.
He added: "Ryan was not a hardcore drinker, at least not when he was here."
Dunn's car was found almost just a mile away from the bar by cops who described it as "fully engulfed in flames," when they arrived.
They confirmed Dunn, best known for shoving a toy car up his ass was driving the car in the accident which also killed  Zachary Hartwell, 30.
West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll said in a statement: "The initial crash reconstruction investigation determined that Mr. Dunn's vehicle was traveling between 132-140 mph at the time of the collision."
A funeral date has yet to be announced.

JACKASS RYAN DUNN MAY HAVE BEEN SPEEDING: COPS

JACKASS star Ryan Dunn wasn't killed by one of show's incredible stunts, instead he may have been speeding, cops say. Probably best known for inserting a toy car into his ass for a gag called "Butt X-Ray" in the first of the franchises two movies, Dunn's Porsche left the road outsider of Philadelphia and burst into flames.
His passenger Zachary Hartwell was also killed in the 3am crash, which happened shortly after Dunn  had tweeted a picture of himself drinking with friends.
The photo has since been removed, but has been retweeted by many of his fans. Autopsies were to be conducted yesterday but it's unclear when the results will be released.

Along with the "Jackass" movies and a film that hasn't been released yet called "Living Will," the 34-year-old was the star of his own MTV show, "Homewrecker," and had just began hosting the show "Proving Ground" on the G4 cable network.
TV execs are still debating whether they will be shown.
NOT A GREAT DRIVING RECORD