TEEN HOOPS FAKE GUERDWICH MORTIMER GETS THREE

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TO his pals he was 16-year-old hoops star called Jerry Joseph, who had been orphaned in the Haiti hurricane - but the reality was somewhat different.  
He was in fact 23-year-old Guerdwich Montimer, who is now going to prison, instead of taking up a college basketball career.
In a bizarre story, in which he took in everyone he met in Odessa, TX, including his coach at Permian High School, Danny Wright, who eventually took him to his family home in and looked after him.
He told people that he had herded goats on the Caribbean island, according to the Odessa American.
But his lie was eventually unraveled after he was spotted by a former coach in Florida, at a tournament.
Quite why he left the Sunshine State is unclear, but he landed himself in a whole lot of trouble in Texas, especially, after it emerged that, he had been doing more than seeing, some of the high school girls.
Prosecutor Bobby Bland says Montimer will have to register as a sex offender as well
He said in a release: “In this case the victim specifically requested that we make this offer.  Due to the high profile of this case, the victim has been through quite an ordeal, and requests the media respect her privacy.
"In this case justice was done, because any time Guerdwich Montimere goes anywhere else, he will have to register with the police and tell them ‘I am Guerdwich Montimere, I am in your city, and I am a convicted sex offender.’  He will never be able to do this again.”
After pleading guilty Wednesday to two counts of sexual assault of a child and three counts of tampering with government records, Mortimer was sentenced to three-years.

'FAKE-BOOK' TRIPS UP DAVID VOELKERT'S HITMAN PLAN

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SHE wanted him to dish some damaging details to help her with her divorce case - instead she found out he was trying to arrange her murder.
Angela Voelkert, 29, set up a Facebook account posing as attractive teen Jessica Studebaker and became friends with her 38-year-old husband in the hope that she could trick him into spilling a few titbits to help her in court.
But what she learned was astounding.
David soon allegedly confessed to "Jessica" that he had secretly placed a GPS tracking device in Angela's van and was planning to use it to locate her when he was ready to have her killed, the New York Post revealed.
"I have a GPS on her van, so I know where she is all the time," David allegedly wrote in an e-mail message.
"I am going to find someone to take care of her and now it will be easier because I know where she is at all times."
Then he allegedly asked the "girl" to find a hitman at her school to do the job for him.
He wrote: "I can do what I want and not have to worry about not seeing my family anymore. You should find someone at your school. There should be some gang-bangers there that would put a cap in her ass for $10,000. I am done with her crap!"
He added:  "I will finally be free, my kids can grow up and not be around all the hatred, it will be over. With me gone with my kids, the police can't pin anything on me as I will be in another state, so I will be fine. Will you be ready to go with me on the 10th? Let me know, baby!"

He was charged in federal court with illegally installing the GPS device and 0fficials said he could face more serious charges.