SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! MUNSTERS STAR NABBED

JUST KIDDING! But this fella DOES bear a remarkable resemblance to Munsters star Butch Patrick. Note the hair. Unfortunately, last week our Pretty Perps were overshadowed by the sizzling Lee Grace Dougherty--soon to be bound for prison for a long, long time.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERPS: DAY 6

SHE IS just lovely. We're not really sure what she did but we would most definitely cut her some slack. Well, today marks the end of our Summer Mugshot Madness Pretty Perps series. Back to brutal heads on Monday.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERPS: DAY 5

 

OK, SO the eyes are a little red. But, wow! For accused criminal she's pretty hot. Crime Scene USA hopes it was all just a terrible misunderstanding.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERPS: DAY 4

SHE COULDA been a Teen Mom of a future Real Housewife! But instead, this pretty blonde is being featured on our Summer Mugshot Madness, courtesy of the uber hard-working folks at The Smoking Gun

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS: PRETTY PERPS DAY 3

THE LONG, hot summer gripping much of the U.S. has inspired us to break up the dog days with babe days. That's baddie babes. Bad Girls. Party Girls. Prison-bound-babes. Love 'em.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERPS: DAY 2

IT'S DAY 2 of our Summer Mugshot Madness Pretty Perp edition. This babe-a-licious bad girl looks like she'd be a barrel of laughs with a bottle of tequila and a moon lit night. Crime Scene USA's guilty secret? We love Party Girls gone off the rails.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERP EDITION

OUR FRIENDS at The Smoking Gun are experts in scouring the highways and byways of America for choice mugshots. Of course, and you wouldn't know if from us, some crooks are actually pretty cute.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THUG THINKS PINK...

OF COURSE, the big question is: why? What was dude channeling? Some bizarre, long forgotten Middle Age art form? Maybe it's just more simple than that: maybe it's about 'winning.'

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! NICE HEAD BUDDY!

SUMMER is time for America's game: Baseball. And it's very, very clear that this handsomely adorned gent is knocking hell out of the baseball that is life.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! IT'S ABOUT RESPECT...

WORDS fail us--again. Maybe we're in the wrong business but if there's one thing that leaves us speechless, it's a brutal head. This Mensa member qualifies.

MUGSHOT MADNESS SPECIAL! SAMANTHA RONSON

YES, we admit it: it is pretty hard to tell which one is the real mugshot. Rich girl DJ Samantha Ronson appears to be playing the rebel (how you do that when you've got a billion bucks behind you, we're not sure) for her mugshot, right, following her drunk driving bust. No fears though. Mummy will ride to the rescue, we're sure.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! TATTOOIST'S FAVORITE

LET'S FACE IT: Dude's tattoos look, shall we say, on the cheap side? Mom always told us if something was worth doing it was worth doing right. Buddy's tat artist gets a big fail. So does buddy.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! MULLET MANIA STRIKES

SOMETIMES, mullet is all you have to say. Love it. Not that we really think this brutal head is worse than white supremacist killer Curtis Allgier.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THREE STOOGES CASTING

KIDDING. Actually, Hollywood--home of all things original--is doing a biopic on the Three Stooges. Tom Sizemore hopes the role of Curly Joe will reignite his once promising career.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WORDS quite simply fail us. What do you say about this guy? Are those real deformities? Is his head really that brutal or is just being a kidder and putting us all on. That's a mystery for the books.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THINGS ARE GREAT MOM!

YES, all sorts of things to be proud of, right? This guy is a poster boy for the whole Charlie Sheen ethos of 'Winning.' Happy. Confident. And Handsome? Hell yes!

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! SHE'S MORPHING

WE DON'T REALLY know what to say to this. She screams for teasing but ... being big supporters of fair play for all God's creatures we'll skip editorial commentary cuz sometimes a picture truly is worth a 1,000 words.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! SMILE, SMILE, SMILE...

YES, WE all know that old chestnut about smiling even when your heart is breaking. So, ultimately we quite like this guy's attitude. Nothing so serious that a joke can't be made, right?

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! YOU'RE KIDDIN' ME?

 

IS THAT a gun in your pocket copper, or are you just happy to see me. OK, this crook isn't buying the whole mugshot thing. And for that, we respect her.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! IS HE HAPPY OR SAD?

SOMETIMES the line between agony and ecstasy is a thin one. We just can't really tell whether the dude in this mugshot is delighted, making a monster face or in excruciating pain. One thing is certain: a dentist is needed. You tell us.