DEAR AMERICA: you now have a new leader in the Biggest Dick sweepstakes. His name is Daniel 'Danny the Dickhead' Baxter, 30, of Stockton, California and he is truly a dick. Baxter and his girlfriend Charlotte Greene got into an argument Sunday and Danny the Dickhead lost it. He picked up Greene's 2-month-old pitbull puppy Feisty and heaved the terrified animal against the wall. Its injuries were so bad it had to be put down. Why, you ask, did Baxter do this? he came home hammered and Greene wouldn't have sex with him. Really. Greene said: "He woke her too hard, punched her and threw her against the wall. I told him to stop and then ran to the bathroom and started crying. I just want him to get help, like anger management or program for him to stop drinking." Baxter is facing a charge of animal cruelty. He is also facing parole violation charges and is ineligible for bail. MORE ON THE BIGGEST DICK IN AMERICA
Mary Bale, 45, was caught on CCTV petting four-year-old tabby cat Lola before picking her up, tossing her into a trash can and closing the lid.
When Lola’s owners posted the clip online, it sparked a terse reaction from animal lovers and advocates which allegedly culminated in a series of death threats against Bale, an unmarried banker and resident of Coventry, England.
“I want to take this opportunity to apologize profusely for the upset and distress that my actions have caused,” she told the Daily Mail.
“I certainly did not intend to cause any distress to Lola or her owners.”
Still, Bale felt the outcry had been blown out of proportion.
“I don’t know what the fuss is about. It’s just a cat,” the Mail reported her as saying. “I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny. I never thought it would be trapped. I expected it to wriggle out.”
She later retracted those comments, as seen in the video below. Watch reporters try to confront Bale about her actions:
