AARON 'VERA' MORALES' SEX CHANGE CAN'T FOOL COPS

FOXY LADY

THE lengths some people go to, to avoid arrest. Aaron "Vera" Morales took extreme measure and then some, by having sex change Federal prosecutors in Mexico allege. According to country's The Attorney General's Office he "had plastic surgery in an effort to evade justice, to change his identity from a man to a woman." And along with his new look, the 33-year-old, who has been charged with defrauding a government health agency on a sound system contract, had brand new documents to go with his brand new look.
Mexico City law allows people to legally change gender identity, and Vera Morales does not face any false ID charges.
Officials could not say whether the man had surgery to alter his gender or simply to alter his appearance.
And we wouldn't want to be the officer given the task of finding out either.

KIDNAP HOAX MOM BONNIE SWEETEN SET TO PLEAD

BARMY BONNIE

MAD MICKEY

BARMY Bonnie Sweeten who staged a hoax kidnapping of her and her nine-year-old daughter and then went to Disney World looks set to plead in the $700,000 fraud case. 
Back in 2009, Sweeten, a mother of three gained national attention when she claimed that a couple of black men were holding them hostage. 
In fact, she was on her way to Florida using a fake identity to party with Mickey and Minnie. 
Cops caught up with the mad mom in the theme park and took her back to Philadelphia, PA  where authorities were investigating allegations that she had stolen $700,000 from clients of a Feasterville law firm, where she worked as a paralegal.
Authorities also said that she plundered the retirement account of her ex-husband's grandfather to the tune of $280,000.
Sweeten allegedly spent the stolen money on clothing, entertainment, jewelry, restaurants, tanning salons, mortgage payments, furniture, electronics, medical services and children's activities.
Sweeten served nearly a year in county prison for the false 911 call is now expected to plead guilty on the fraud charges this week, when she faces at least 10-years behind bars. 

CRYBABY LENNY DYKSTRA VOWS: 'I WILL WIN BIG!'

STUPID LENNY

STUPID Lenny Dykstra, or should we say Lenny K. Dykstra. We never liked him during his playing days with the Mets and the Phillies. We don't like him now. We think he's a moron. A genuinely stupid guy who believes he has business acumen. Now, the tobacco-juice spewing nimrod is making a plea to the public through the pages of the New York Post re. his current plight. Oh, you haven't heard? Bankrupt, fraud, steroid accusations, bounced checks to hookers and on and on and on and on.
Lenny tells "the people of the great City of New York:
What I have somehow lived through the past 2½ years, and continue to live through now, makes me fully understand that God would never make someone endure what I have endured unless there was a reason for it. That being said, I was wrong when I thought God put me on this earth to entertain people at Shea Stadium. (Remember? I was pretty good at that.)
 And of course, the sad sack goes on for hundreds of words more in what is by turns masturbation, self-pity and the ridiculous bravado he was known for in his playing days. But ultimately, Lenny K. says he will fight til the bitter end. Oh, and Charlie Sheen bailed him out of jail. Nuff said.
We can't resist this: Over the last two years, they have basically stolen everything from me -- my family, my kids, my homes, my cars, my businesses, my reputation, my money, my life. But what they can never steal is my HEART and my FIGHT -- and at the end of the day, I will win and I will win big!
 LENNY DYKSTRA'S BIG WHINE