STEAMROLLER JOYRIDE END IN TEARS - REALLY??

BEFORE you ask the answer is yes - there was alcohol involved.
A man took a steamroller on a joyride and somehow ended up with his ankle pinned underneath it after losing control.
Cops in Sudbury, Ontario said somehow he'd tipped it and it had landed on top of his leg, which was severely injured by the crushing weight.
A police source said: "As idiotic crime goes this one is pretty much top of the list. He was clearly drunk and thought it was good idea. Needless to say he sobered up very quickly when it fell on him.
"It would be funny, of his injuries weren't so severe."    
The man is facing charges of theft and impaired driving when he gets out of hospital.

CARMEN MONTENEGRO FOUND WITH BODY PARTS IN BIN

CRAZY?

SHE clearly wasn't trying to hide anything or if she was she was doing a very bad job.
Because in broad daylight Carmen Montenegro was seen pushing a trash can filled with body parts along the street in her Ontario, CA neighborhood.
The 51-year-old walked at least 200-yards along the sidewalk, from the home she shared with a relative for at least 15-years.

Investigators spent Monday excavating the property outside the home where the body is believed to have come from after they found what may be body fluids in part of the yard.
Detective Jeff Crittenden said: "We have to wait for analysis to see if what we located is a match to the body itself."
The contents of the trash can contained the partial remains of an unidentified man. Officials declined to say which body parts were present or missing The San Bernadino Sun reports. 
Crittenden added: "I personally didn't see it. I just know that it is something you would not normally see in the middle of the daytime."

Cops believe the man's remains were dug up from the backyard of the home after they found a hole dug in the lawn.