ROBYN GARDNER SUSPECT FILMED SEX ROMPS: EX

WHO, ME? As cops in the Caribbean hunt for Robyn Gardner, her traveling companion's lawyer says they have nothing to hold him on. Gardner, 35, an unemployed dental assistant from Maryland disappeared in Aruba August 2 on Baby Beach. Detectives instantly smelled a rat and arrested Gary Giordano, 50, on August 5. But his lawyer says there is nothing to hold his client on. Michael Lopez said: "Today, 9 days later, 4 voluntary interviews, 2 site visits, and more than 30 statements coming from different sources including witnesses
and professionals, we can not deduce that there is hard proof to sustain a demand by the public prosecutor against our client."
Giordano told cops that they had been snorkeling when she disappeared. They were swimming back to the beach and the middle aged lothario said that when he arrived, she was nowhere to be seen.
Gardner, a pretty blonde, who loved running and tennis was on a clandestine trip to the island with Giordano behind her boyfriend's back. They arrived July 31st.
Sources said Giordano courted other blonde cuties with offers of trips and vacations and liked to film his sexual encounters. He was charming but one ex-wife said he was volatile. "He can't control his anger," Sharon Cohen said. MORE ON GARY GIORDANO AND ROBYN GARDNER

LAUREN SPIERER'S PARENTS' NEW DESPERATE PLEA

THE MOM AND DAD of missing Indiana University co-ed Lauren Spierer who vanished June 3 after a boozy night out have released a new "missing" poster of her and a new letter online pleading for information on her frightening disappearance. The pretty 20-year-old blonde from Westchester County, New York was last seen walking alone to her Bloomington apartment. Cops believe her well-heeled pals know more than they are saying and there have been numerous inconsistencies in the tale. Here is Lauren's mother and father's latest pleas:
Our daughter, Lauren Spierer, disappeared on June 3, 2011.
Every time we write, think or utter those words we are riveted back to the afternoon we received the phone call about her disappearance. It is impossible to explain, as we continue to search for Lauren, what the experience of having a missing child is like. There is no explanation for why this has happened. Imagine learning one of the most important people in your world has disappeared and there is not enough information available from friends and acquaintances to find them. There is no reason to think the people Lauren was last with, wouldn’t do everything in their power to help us find her. But, alas, there is deafening silence. That silence compounds our frustration, our desperation and our grief in not having found Lauren. It threatens to be our undoing but make no mistake, we will never give up. Just as someone in your life is special to you, be it child, friend or family member.Lauren is special to us. As the new school year begins, we hope and pray that more information about Lauren’s disappearance will be forthcoming. We remain in Bloomington for one purpose...TO FIND LAUREN. Rob and Charlene Spierer

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! MUNSTERS STAR NABBED

JUST KIDDING! But this fella DOES bear a remarkable resemblance to Munsters star Butch Patrick. Note the hair. Unfortunately, last week our Pretty Perps were overshadowed by the sizzling Lee Grace Dougherty--soon to be bound for prison for a long, long time.

BREEANN RODRIGUEZ KILLER IS SHAWN MORGAN: COPS

COPS in Missouri have arrested and charged a father of three with first-degree murder in the death of Breeann Rodriguez. The 3-year-old disappeared Aug. 6 while riding her pink bicycle. Days later her training wheels were discovered. And now there has been an arrest in Senath, Missouri. Shawn S. Morgan, 43, is now sitting in a jail cell awaiting arraignment. Unfortunately, the sweet little girl's body has yet to be found.
Police spokesman Mike McCammon said: "Morgan is charged with causing
the death of Breeann Rodriguez, three years old, also of Senath, by suffocating her. The charge is that he did this on August 6th, the day that she went missing." Morgan, a steelworker, lives just down this street from Breeann's home and was quietly arrested late Friday.


Neighbor Debra Miller said of accused killer: "His wife just came over and said they were taking out computers and just bags of stuff. ... Of course she was upset but trying to believe the best.
"Our street is a dead-end street. We watch after each other's children. Our grandchildren have been here all summer. This is so shocking. It's hard to believe. ... He's such a small-built man, about 5'6," maybe 130 or 140 popunds, real meek. And just always seemed like a real nice guy." MORE ON THE BREEANN RODRIGUEZ MURDER

BUMPED-Exclusive: Obama calls Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton to secret WH meeting on how to deal with the Perry Problem

The Last Tradition has obtained a transcript of a top secret meeting between President Obama, Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton on how to handle Texas Gov Rick Perry entrance to the GOP run for president.



President Obama: God damn it, Chris! You told me Perry wasn’t going to run.



Chris Matthews: I tried to tell you Mr. President. But, you don’t answer your cell while you’re playing golf.



President Obama: Oh, so you think I play too much golf too?



Matthews: I didn’t say that Mr. President. My, that’s a very sharp crease you have in your pants, Mr. President.



Obama: What are you David Brooks now? Let’s focus Chris. What are we gonna do about Perry. This guy can kick my ass!



Al Sharpton: Mr. President?



Obama: Al? Don’t you see I’m talking to Chris right now?



Sharpton: Yeah, but….



Obama: Shut up, Al. I’ll get to you in a minute. What do we do, Chris?



Matthews: Let’s see, what can we do? Oh, I got it. I’ll call him crazy on my show.



Obama: Crazy huh?



Matthews: That’s it, Mr. President. I’ll call him crazy on my show, and Al can call him a racist on his show.



Obama: Hmm. Crazy and a racist?



Sharpton: But, Mr. Preesident?



Obama: Al? I’m still talking to Chris remember?



Matthews: I think that’s a winner Mr. President.



Obama: That sounds good, Chris. Maybe you can throw in some Confederate flag stuff. That always works on the Negros.



Sharpton: Negros? Mr. President! You’re black.



Obama: That’s for the campaign trail. I’m half white God dam it



Michelle Obama: It’s time for your 5th prayer of the day.



Obama: Oh, that’s right. Where’s my prayer rug?



Mrs. Obama: Where you always leave it, next to the statue of Mao Tse-tung.



Obama: Oh thanks, Honey. Okay that settles it. Chris, you get on MSNBC and call Perry crazy till the cows come home. And Al, call him a racist. That should be simple enough for you to understand because that’s all you do anyway.



Sharpton: Yes, Mr. President

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Hey, David Gregory Michele Bachman doesn’t need the Gay vote to win the presidency. Deal with it!

Yesterday David Gregory, the subpar host of Meet the Press, tried desperately to knock Michele Bachmann off her game with a relentless series of questions concerning her views on Gays.



She stayed on message!



The truth is these questions were meant to marginalize Bachmann. But, it won’t work because all the GOP candidates share the same view that the Gay life style is an immoral way to live according to the Bible.



And all Christians are constitutionally protected to have that view without any guff coming from anybody who doesn’t like it.



It’s called religious freedom!



However, Liberals/Progressives, who really don’t have faith beliefs in a high power, other than Big Government can never seem to grasp this.



It’s a safe bet that most homosexuals won’t vote for Michele Bachmann. But, who cares really? The important issue here is that Barack Obama is a disaster for the country and the whole world knows it.



His approval rating is below 40% for the first time. He was elected in huge measure because of people like David Gregory and the rest of the main stream media perpetrating the biggest hoax in history that Barack Obama was something special.



Obama is just another garden variety radical Leftist with a chip on his shoulder. Nothing more, nothing less, and his days are numbered.

FORMER WRESTLER FRED KEMP BEATS ARMED ROBBER

KEMP

NOWLING

BOY, did he ever pick on the wrong guy.
Armed robber Richard Nowling, 41, probably looked at his 63-year-old, 150lb mark and thought it was going to be easy.
But Fred Kemp was no pushover, in fact, he was a former wrestler and he wasn't going to be robbed without a fight.
He explained to the Sun Sentinel that he had just finished dinner at a restaurant near his Boynton Beach, FL home and was getting into his car when Nowling stuck a gun in his face.
Thinking of his wife's safety, he pushed the weapon away, but Nowling started to pistol whip him around the head. 
He said: "He started to hit me, so I reacted from there. I got him out into the street and held his arm. I foot-sweeped him down and I was trying to get a hold of the gun. He banged me up a little bit but my main concern was the gun."
Pulling out more wrestling moves, Kemp maneuvered the suspect into a rear naked choke hold, or "sleeper hold," a popular submission technique in mixed martial arts.
When Nowling's oxygen began to run out, and he became weak, Julie Kemp, 53, grabbed the weapon —it turned out to be an authentic-looking pellet gun — and held it pointed it at him until police arrived, investigators said.
Kemp added: "He asked me to let him go when I had him down. I said, 'No, I'm not going to do that.'"
Kemp, a muscular 150 pounds started wrestling in high school before winning a scholarship to Hofstra University in Long Island, N.Y.
He coaches wrestling for the New York State Junior Olympic team and is a volunteer assistant wrestling coach at American University in Washington, D.C.
He said: "In retrospect, it's not a wise move, but it was my reflexes and I'm fairly comfortable in being able to handle myself. So I did what came natural. I'm happy that no one got hurt and a guy like that is off the street."
Nowling will now be charged with armed robbery.