CANINE COPULATOR PATRICK TREJO PLEADS GUILTY

MUST LIKE DOGS

Music teacher Patrick 'Big Dog' Trejo must have been humming 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window?' After all, the 25-year-old Phoenix music teacher went to Craigslist to solicit sex with a dog. But he was barking up the wrong tree and pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit bestiality. According to the Phoenix New Times the wannabe maestro of canine copulation and pal Keith Keifer--who also copped to the same bestiality beef--were busted last February in a quest to find dog owners willing to offer up their pets for a rover romp. Of course, as the newspaper noted, all the hound-hankering horndogs had to do was adopt a puppy for a few bucks. "The two were arrested after they allegedly agreed to meet a dog and its owner at a hotel for sex. In reality, they met MCSO deputies who took them into custody.
They both received a year's probation. As for his teaching career, it appears it has hit a sour note.

KEITH KIEFER'S BESTIALITY BUST: HE LIKED DOG'S ORGAN

SICK DESIRE GIVES PAWS

EVERYONE has their thing. We understand that. We don't understand Keith "Beasty Boy" Kiefer, the canine copulator. Seems that cops in Phoenix responded to an ad our Keith posted on Craigslist. Intention? Sex with dogs! Seems Keith was lonely and trolling for dog owners who were offering their pets for hormone-charged hijinks. Last February, K9 Keith agreed to meet a dog handler and the pet at a local hotel. There, he would have his way... but they say unrequited love is painful even for 47-year-olds like Keith. He was arrested and recently convicted of conspiracy to commit beastiality.

FOX PHOENIX REPORTS: According to court documents, the detective responded to a posting Kiefer listed on Craigslist reading "Beasty Boy Looking for Dog Knot." They exchanged emails, in which Kiefer allegedly asked for a photo of the male dog's sexual organ. He received it and responded he "liked it very much," paperwork alleges.
Cops say there is a sick secret world on Craigslist of people seeking sex with animals. He was also busted with a buddy, Patrick Trejo, a teacher now on administrative leave (ya think?)