JACKIE KOKER, REBECCA BERMUDEZ BUSTED FOR MOLESTATION, BESTIALITY

INDIANA appears to be hitting the ball out of the sick crime ballpark these days. Just look at Rebecca Bermudez, 40, and Jackie Koker, 44. They're charged with child molestation AND bestiality. The pair are charged with engaging in sex acts with a pit bull and encouraging a 5-year-old girl to do the same. Bermudez allegedly molested the girl while the ever faithful Koker watched. They also engaged in sex in front of the terrified child--to, uh, teach her about human reproduction, so they say. The little girl told someone about what happened and cops busted the twisted pair.
The girl told investigators that sometime in May or early June she entered a bedroom and saw Koker and Bermudez in bed together. They were both naked and were engaging in a sexual act with the family’s pit bull, court documents revealed. The girl also told cops Koker allowed her to remove her clothing and climb into bed with them and take part in the act.
That's when Koker then explained to her ‘’where babies come from’’ and proceeded to demonstrate by having intercourse with Bermudez. The girl added that Bermudez then allowed her to touch her in a sexual manner, court documents revealed.

CANINE COPULATOR PATRICK TREJO PLEADS GUILTY

MUST LIKE DOGS

Music teacher Patrick 'Big Dog' Trejo must have been humming 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window?' After all, the 25-year-old Phoenix music teacher went to Craigslist to solicit sex with a dog. But he was barking up the wrong tree and pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit bestiality. According to the Phoenix New Times the wannabe maestro of canine copulation and pal Keith Keifer--who also copped to the same bestiality beef--were busted last February in a quest to find dog owners willing to offer up their pets for a rover romp. Of course, as the newspaper noted, all the hound-hankering horndogs had to do was adopt a puppy for a few bucks. "The two were arrested after they allegedly agreed to meet a dog and its owner at a hotel for sex. In reality, they met MCSO deputies who took them into custody.
They both received a year's probation. As for his teaching career, it appears it has hit a sour note.

DOG LOVER JOSE SANCHEZ JAILED FOR ROVER ROMP

OH, DEAR. Poor Jose 'Dirty' Sanchez is being packed off to prison again. This time it's for sexually assaulting his dog. The 59-year-old canine casanova was hammered with a 17-month to 22-year jail sentence for his hijinks with the female boxer mix. Judge William C. Marietti noted that he found the rover romper's antics “at least comprehensible” but he certainly didn't give the man a break. Sanchez told investigators he had suffered horrific childhood abuse, including being sodomized by a dog.
Marietti said: "I frankly didn't know how you got
here, Mr. Sanchez, until I read the report."
Sanchez, 59, of Muskegon, Michigan pleadeed no contest to bestiality. In 1998, Dirty Sanchez was convicted of of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a child.
Dirty Sanchez told the court before sentencing: “I'd like to express my regret for my behavior and my actions." The dog--at the time going by the handle of 'White Dog'--now goes by Stella and is in the care of a foster family. MORE OIN THE ROVER ROMPER

IRISH WOMAN DIES AFTER SEX WITH ALSATIAN DOG

FROM OUR FOREIGN FILES: Well, this certainly gives paws. An Irish woman is dead after having an allergic reaction following a sexcapade with an Alsatian dog. According to the Irish Daily Star, the woman--known only as K9LVR--met a man named Sean McDonnell online in a bestiality chat room in 2008. It's his dog and apparently, the sex was consensual. But after engaging in coitus caninus, the woman suffered the reaction and died in Limerick Hospital.
Now, McDonnell is in Limerick District Court, the dog is in custody and the world has apparently gone, barking mad. McDonnell, 57, is the first person to be tried in Ireland under legislation banning sex with animals. He could face a life sentence if guilty.

KEITH KIEFER'S BESTIALITY BUST: HE LIKED DOG'S ORGAN

SICK DESIRE GIVES PAWS

EVERYONE has their thing. We understand that. We don't understand Keith "Beasty Boy" Kiefer, the canine copulator. Seems that cops in Phoenix responded to an ad our Keith posted on Craigslist. Intention? Sex with dogs! Seems Keith was lonely and trolling for dog owners who were offering their pets for hormone-charged hijinks. Last February, K9 Keith agreed to meet a dog handler and the pet at a local hotel. There, he would have his way... but they say unrequited love is painful even for 47-year-olds like Keith. He was arrested and recently convicted of conspiracy to commit beastiality.

FOX PHOENIX REPORTS: According to court documents, the detective responded to a posting Kiefer listed on Craigslist reading "Beasty Boy Looking for Dog Knot." They exchanged emails, in which Kiefer allegedly asked for a photo of the male dog's sexual organ. He received it and responded he "liked it very much," paperwork alleges.
Cops say there is a sick secret world on Craigslist of people seeking sex with animals. He was also busted with a buddy, Patrick Trejo, a teacher now on administrative leave (ya think?)