WEDDING NIGHT FIGHT: GROOM JOHN TWOMBLY BUSTED

DUMB GROOM

IT should have been the happiest night of his life, but instead John Twombly spent his first night as a married man behind burn, after fighting with one of his groomsman. 
Cops say he was furious when one of his groomsman, Travis Cullen, was dancing "inappropriately" with his new wife Khamla. 
So the newlywed who according to a police report "seemed very intoxicated" shoved his pal into a ceramic pillar with such force that he knocked it over. 
It fell near guest, Andrew Phipps, who just happened to be an off duty cop, who tried to subdue him.
Police reports say Phipps ducked several punches from Twombly, then grabbed him and fell into a wall when other officers joined the scuffle.
He was then hauled off to the cells to sober up.
Fellow guest John Ellsworth Frederick Schildberg III, 63, was also arrested, but told the Des Moines Register: "The police officer completely lost it."
"I didn't touch the officer at all except on his bicep, and he went berserk on me. He pinned my head down with his knee."
He added the number of officers who attended, estimated to be between 20 and 30, was also unnecessary.
"You don't get that many at a bank robbery," he said.
Twombly was charged with criminal mischief, two counts of assault on an officer, and disorderly conduct.

MICHAEL LOHANS EX WEDDING NIGHT ATTACK ON HUBBY

CRAZY BRIDE

LOHAN

SHE wasn't carried over the threshold, but pushed behind bars for attacking her new husband on their wedding night.
Just hours after Michael Lohan's ex Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, said "I do" to her newlywed husband another Michael Keeler.
The two got into a fight Saturday night in a Florida nightclub as they celebrated their new marital bliss, which lasted all of about 13 hours, Lighthouse Pointe police said.

The argument started when Keeler got upset that his new wife was getting too frisky on the dance floor with another man at the club, cops said.

So he left the club, but  his wife soon followed and bit him on his left shoulder and later his right arm.
As a result, he called the cops on his new bride, lost out on a first night of wedded bliss.   
Catan-Keeler was ordered held on $4,500 bond Monday, but her husband was in court asking the judge for leniency. It's unclear if the woman has an attorney.
The judge also ordered she stay away from alcohol and have no contact with her new life partner, which kind of throws a wrench in those honeymoon plans.