MCDONALDS MANAGER TIFFANY ALLEN ATTACKS MOM

MAC ATTACK

UNHAPPY MEAL

SHE was supposed to be flipping burgers, instead she flipped out and launched a Mac attack on a terrified mom in the McDonalds where she was a manager. All Jennifer Schwenker wanted was a happy meal with her autistic twins in the Marietta, GA store. 
But for some reason Tiffany Denise Allen, who was off duty at the time, got annoyed with the service dog she brought with her and started to follow her around the store. 
Then she punched her in the face in the parking lot.  
Surveillance video shows McDonald's employees trying to restrain their co-worker, cops wrote in the warrant.
J.M. and Jan Owens, who operate the store on Bells Ferry Road, said they're cooperating with police.

They said: "At our McDonald's restaurant, we respect and value our customers. Their safety and well-being is always a top priority."
"We strive to comply with all applicable laws, including the Americans with Disabilities Act. It is our policy to make our restaurants accessible to all customers, including those with disabilities and special needs, whether or not they need the assistance of service animals."
McDonald's officials say that she is no longer employed by the store.

MELISSA HARDWICK ATTACKS FAMILY COURT JUDGE

CLASSY

ATTACK

IT PROBABLY wasn't the best way to make a good impression on the family court judge. 
Melissa Hardwick continually interrupted proceedings as her ex-husband explained why he'd filed a domestic violence complaint against her.
So Judge Jennifer Edwards warned her that she would be held in contempt if she carried on talking. 
But that didn't seem to make a blind bit of difference to angry Melissa, who just carried on chit chatting. 
Making good on her threat the judge promptly handed her a ten day sentence. 
But if she was any doubt that Hardwick had violent tendencies beforehand, they would have been quickly dispelled, when threw herself at the judge, lunging in, fists first.
Court security officer Adam Dodson, who helped to restrain the woman, said he had only seen such an incident occur in training.
He told WLEX: "I've worked there for three-and-a-half-years and this was the first time anything that serious had happened."
Hardwick was then sentenced 120 days in jail for contempt of court for the incident. 
And now she faces separate charges of third-degree terroristic threatening, intimidating a participant in the legal process and resisting arrest. 
Her bond is set at $25,000. 
Judge Edwards ruled after the incident that the domestic violence order filed by Hardwick's husband would remain. 

BANANA ATTACKS MAN IN GORILLA MASCOT COSTUME

IT WAS a battle for the ages in Strongville, Ohio. Someone in a banana costume attacked wireless company's gorilla mascot! The banana remains at large. Manager Brad Parham said: "I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla. The kid just speared our gorilla." REVENGE OF THE BANANA

JEALOUS HUBBY ATTACKS WIFE....WITH A POODLE

ATTACK DOG

AS attack weapons go he certainly chose a novel one.
A barking mad Brazilian man picked up a poodle and smashed his wife in the head with it because he suspected she was having an affair.
The 4-pound dog reportedly died while Carla de Camargo Oliveira, the wife, suffered only minor bruises.
 But astonishingly cops in Sao Paulo did not arrest him because officers deemed that the attack was not highly dangerous to the woman and he was not caught in the act.
However police did say Wednesday that they are urging prosecutors to charge him with assault and battery and cruelty to animals.

MICHAEL LOHANS EX WEDDING NIGHT ATTACK ON HUBBY

CRAZY BRIDE

LOHAN

SHE wasn't carried over the threshold, but pushed behind bars for attacking her new husband on their wedding night.
Just hours after Michael Lohan's ex Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, said "I do" to her newlywed husband another Michael Keeler.
The two got into a fight Saturday night in a Florida nightclub as they celebrated their new marital bliss, which lasted all of about 13 hours, Lighthouse Pointe police said.

The argument started when Keeler got upset that his new wife was getting too frisky on the dance floor with another man at the club, cops said.

So he left the club, but  his wife soon followed and bit him on his left shoulder and later his right arm.
As a result, he called the cops on his new bride, lost out on a first night of wedded bliss.   
Catan-Keeler was ordered held on $4,500 bond Monday, but her husband was in court asking the judge for leniency. It's unclear if the woman has an attorney.
The judge also ordered she stay away from alcohol and have no contact with her new life partner, which kind of throws a wrench in those honeymoon plans.

SCREW-UP! BIEBER 'ATTACKER' UNDERCOVER COP

UPDATE: Whoops. Looks like Justin Bieber's notoriously overzealous bodyguards have done it again: they thought a crazed fan--a man in his 40s--was attacking the Bieb. Oh, oh. It was an undercover cop. Same crew recently terrorized Bieb's home town with high-speed hijinks.

BIEB OK IN SECURITY SCREW-UP

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NOOOOOO. Teen superstar Justin Bieber was viciously attacked by a man at a promotional event in New York yesterday. The terrified heartthrob was knocked down and suffered minor injuries out side Macy's in Herald Square. The attacker was in his 40s and taken into custody and given a summons for disorderly conduct, according to the New York Daily News.
Apparently, the nutbar is a fan which of course is hard enough to believe with most 12-year-olds but there you go.
The News said amateur video of the attack showed cops nabbing the attacker (hater?) and hustling the 17-year-old Bieb back into the store. Thousands of
pre-pubescent girls waited for the singer who was launching his new fragrance, "Someday" (hahahaha). Amber Wende, 13, told the News three of her friends had one of their momsdrive them to New York so they could hunt Bieb down.
She said: "We went to the Today Show then 'The View' and to Macy's. "He stared at us for 10 seconds. I know he saw us."

FUNKY COLD WIFE-BEATER: TONE LOC BUSTED

'WILD THING'

RAPPER Tone Loc could probably have used some 'Funky Cold Medina' after turning into a 'Wild Thing' and allegedly attacking the mother of his child on Saturday.
The four time Grammy nominee and voice actor who also starred in films like Ace Ventura Pet Detective got into a physical altercation with the mother of his child reports TMZ. 
Burbank police Sgt. Tracy Sanchez says 45-year-old Anthony Smith - Tone Loc's real name was arrested, but he remained tight lipped about the alleged victim or the circumstances, reports the The Sacramento Bee.

He has been busted on suspicion of felony domestic violence. 
It's not the rappers first run-in with the law this year as he was busted for driving erratically and booked for a DUI although he was later released because of medical reasons.
A message left for the rapper's agent Sunday was not immediately returned, and police could not say if he had hired an attorney.

ANOTHER NY HOTEL MAID ATTACKED BY BANKER

WHAT A BANKER

ANOTHER day, another banker and another attack on a maid at an exclusive New York Hotel. What is it with these guys?
Just weeks after former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was busted on similar charges, a former chairman of one of Egypt's major banks stands accuses of sexually abusing a maid at The Pierre, a luxury hotel on The Big Apple's, Upper East Side. 
Mahmoud Abdel Salam Omar allegedly called the maid to his room on Sunday night to "drop off tissues"  cops said. 
But once inside the 74-year-old's room Omar would not let her leave and touched her inappropriately. The encounter was not reported until Monday, police said.
NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said detectives found the complainant to be credible and he was being held Monday night at a police precinct.Omar is the former chairman of Egypt's Bank of Alexandria, but is currently an executive with El-Mex Salines Co., according to the salt production company's website.
The hotel attack comes about two weeks after Strauss-Kahn quit as managing director of the IMF, on May 18, after he was charged with sexually assaulting a maid at a different city hotel, the Sofitel, near Times Square. He has denied the allegations, but is under house arrest as he awaits trial.

HOLE LOT O' TROUBLE AT NY DUNKIN DONUTS

THEY walked in intent on causing a hole lot of trouble as you can see here:

Cops are searching for a band of teens caught on surveillance video trashing an NYC Dunkin' Donuts in the upscale West Village.

The group walks in and immediately throwing chairs, tables, napkins and condiments while a few even managed to snag some doughnuts and drinks on the way out.According to WNYW, there have been similar incidents targeting stores in the area in previous weeks.
Police have reportedly not made any arrests so far and do not know what set off the seemingly random act of marauding.
Thankfully no one was hurt in the attack.

IMF CHIEF'S SEX TARGET LIVES IN HIV/AIDS BLDG.

UPDATE: IMF lothario Dominique Strauss-Kahn is not going to be happy when he reads this. According to the New York Post, the molestin' money man's latest target lives in a Bronx apartment rented EXCLUSIVELY to adults with HIV or AIDS. The hotel maid, a West African immigrant has lived in the apartment since January. It is unknown whether she suffers from the afflictions.
EARLIER: PERVERT IMF chief Dominic Strauss-Kahn has a whole wing of New York's notorious Rikers Island jail to himself as he awaits his court case for sexually assaulting a hotel maid. The 62-year-old banker and diplomat is currently in a facility that houses inmates with contagious diseases, like measles or tuberculosis, under constant monitoring by guards after being placed on suicide watch.
Norman Seabrook, president of the union that represents corrections officers said Strauss-Kahn did or said something during a mental health evaluation that made doctors concerned about him taking his own life.
All of the other 14 cells are empty because of fears the the man, thought the man considered to be a future French presidential candidate could be targeted by other prisoners.
A prison insider revealed: "All the guys know he's basically in charge of the World's money and that makes him a very tempting target for some of the prisoners in here. 
"There would be a diplomatic incident if anything happened to him so they're treating him with kid gloves at the moment." 
Strauss-Kahn has denied the attack on the 32-year-old Guinean immigrant who has a 15-year-old daughter at New York's exclusive Sofitel Hotel.
She told cops that when she entered Strauss-Kahn's suite to clean it on Saturday afternoon, he emerged naked from the bathroom and chased her down a hallway before pulling her back inside.
The maid claims she then briefly fought him off before he dragged her into the bathroom and forced her to perform oral sex on him.
Strauss-Kahn now faces charges of a first degree criminal sexual act, two counts of sexual abuse, attempted rape, unlawful imprisonment and forcible touching and he faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted. 
He was refused $1million bail by a female judge who considered him a flight risk.