MICHAEL LOHANS EX WEDDING NIGHT ATTACK ON HUBBY

CRAZY BRIDE

LOHAN

SHE wasn't carried over the threshold, but pushed behind bars for attacking her new husband on their wedding night.
Just hours after Michael Lohan's ex Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, said "I do" to her newlywed husband another Michael Keeler.
The two got into a fight Saturday night in a Florida nightclub as they celebrated their new marital bliss, which lasted all of about 13 hours, Lighthouse Pointe police said.

The argument started when Keeler got upset that his new wife was getting too frisky on the dance floor with another man at the club, cops said.

So he left the club, but  his wife soon followed and bit him on his left shoulder and later his right arm.
As a result, he called the cops on his new bride, lost out on a first night of wedded bliss.   
Catan-Keeler was ordered held on $4,500 bond Monday, but her husband was in court asking the judge for leniency. It's unclear if the woman has an attorney.
The judge also ordered she stay away from alcohol and have no contact with her new life partner, which kind of throws a wrench in those honeymoon plans.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S DOPEY DAD MICHAEL DENIES ASSAULT

CLASSY GUY

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has denied attacking his girlfriend and so called journalist Kate Major during a heated row earlier this year. Following his daughter into the dock, Lohan who is currently estranged from Lindsay is accused of abusing her and stopping her from calling 911. He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor domestic violence battery Monday in Beverly Hills, on Major, who broke off an engagement to him last year. 
Lohan has a well-documented strained relationship with his daughter, who was at one time a movie star, and a history of arrests in New York after his ex-girlfriends accused him of harassment.
But his record goes as far back as 1990 when he was investigated for insider trading and convicted of criminal contempt of court, because he
refused to testify about other brokers.
He has also been charged with attempted assault and a DUI that led to his being charged with of alcohol and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.
If convicted, the 51-year-old faces up to one year in the county jail, reports the Los Angeles Times, following his daughter who faces 120 days in the big house for jewelry theft.
He was released after making a bail of $200,000.